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A Silly Test

 

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
(Yes, they have a 4th of July everywhere)

2. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28?
(They all have 28 days)

3. Why can't a man living in Montreal be buried west of Calgary?
(Because he isn't dead yet)

4. If it takes 10 men 10 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 5 men to dig half a hole?
(There is no such thing as "half a hole")

5. Why should a pedestrian crossing the street always take vitamins?
(To keep from getting "run down")

6. How do you get down from an elephant?
(You don't - you can only get "down", as in feathers, from a Duck)

7. How many of each kind of animal did Moses take into the Ark?
(None....Moses didn't have an Ark.....it was Noah)

8. If you take 2 apples from 3 apples, what do you have?
(You have the two apples you took)